OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize