I must be too annoying 4 u.
People in love make me want to vomit
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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