ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Enjoy the penises
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize