i jhust puked up my retainher.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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