why didn't you poke me back
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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