OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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