Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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