I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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