I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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