is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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