Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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