I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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