She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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