I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
COCAINE IS GR8
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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