in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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