i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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