Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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