Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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