Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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