good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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