why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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