No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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