can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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