I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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