I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Bring me that man meat
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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