she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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