You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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