I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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