I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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