I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
my being single is dangerous.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I don't deserve a penis
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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