No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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