some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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