sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i think i just lost a toe
Randomize