It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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