gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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