Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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