You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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