My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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