I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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