so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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