Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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