"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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