ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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