we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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