You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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