We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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