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penguin condom
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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