I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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she peed on how many people?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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