Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I wanna passion pit in your ass
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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