So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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