I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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