Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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